If You Suffer from Low Self Esteem, Don’t Go to Buenos Aires

Got architecture? Buenos Aires, Argentina

Got architecture? Buenos Aires, Argentina

Buenos Aires may be known for its tango, steakhouses and European vibe, but in my book there’s something else that embodies it more than any of these.

The people, simply put, are the best-looking on Earth.

This description applies to a disproportionate percentage of the local population – both male and female, leaving one to wonder if they’re visiting a city full of models or a modeling agency the size of a city. Spotting the tourists is embarrassingly easy – just look for the ugly ones.

I’m not quite sure why this is the case. It could be the relatively carefree Latin vibe that keeps everyone looking healthy. It could also be a favorable combination of Spanish, Italian and German heritage. Or maybe all that tangoing keeps a person in good shape. In any case, at one point I just wanted to shout out “Okay! You’re all sexy! We get it!!!” but I didn’t want to draw attention to the fact that I was clearly a tourist, even if I never opened my mouth.

Buenos Aires is a major city unlike any other I have visited. I say this because I really enjoyed it despite the fact that it doesn’t have any ‘real’ attractions. Most of my enjoyment I attribute to the intangible vibe that permeates the city, which somehow makes you feel cooler just by being there. This nicely counteracts the inevitable feelings of insecurity brought on by walking around with people right out of the set of a calendar shoot.

Located on the western shore of the muddy Rio de la Plata separating Argentina from Uruguay, Buenos Aires is among the largest and most-visited cities in South America. Considering its lack of world-renown monuments or dramatic setting, that’s quite an accomplishment. An even greater accomplishment is me pointing out what’s worth seeing in a city with nothing in particular to see.

The Obelisk & Plaza de la Republica

IMG_1910If anything could be considered the “icon” of Buenos Aires, I suppose that would be the Obelisco (obelisk) de Buenos Aires, situated in spacious Plaza de la Republica. Commemorating the first founding of the city, this area aspires to be the Argentine version of Times Square or Piccadilly Circus.

The Neighborhoods

With no strong points of interest, you can say that Buenos Aires’ appeal is an ensemble performance. This is particularly evident in an area called the Barrio Norte, encompassing the leafy residential areas of Recoleta, Retiro and Palermo. There are gardens, sculptures, restaurants and clubs to be found throughout, but many visitors come to the area in pilgrimage to the grave of Eva Peron, located in the Recoleta Cemetery. If you’re now singing “Don’t Cry For Me, Argentina”, I can assure you that you need not worry. Argentina didn’t seem the least bit upset when I left. They weren’t even misty-eyed. That’s what I get for not looking my best.

Calle Florida 

Stretching down from Plaza San Martin is popular and pedestrian-only Florida Street, known locally as Calle Florida. This is a bustling cluster of shopping arcades and restaurants and a great place to pick up some souvenirs. Come nightfall this is also a happening place to be, as it’s filled with those same shops and restaurants with the addition of street performers, many of whom will be dancing the tango (apparently it really does take two to do so). As an established tourist destination, you might have some slightly less good-looking people to deal with, but be ready for lots of eye candy all the same.

I should also mention that for architecture buffs, you could also spend many a day taking in the mishmash of European styles prominently displayed all over the city. I don’t know many of the finer points, but I will say that it kept my camera lens more than adequately occupied.

Getting around Buenos Aires is a cinch. Taxis are plentiful and many neighborhoods aren’t too long of a walk for someone with energy. There’s also a subway system call the Subte that connects all areas that would be of interest to visitors.

A visit to Buenos Aires is a must for anyone coming to Argentina – so long as you don’t suffer from a really poor self-image. You will be enchanted by the rhythms of the tango; your palate will be tantalized by tasty steaks and empanadas; and yes, you will be surrounded by some of the most attractive people to be found anywhere. So pack your dancing shoes, your appetite and above all, your best clothes. This is one city where you really don’t want to stand out as a tourist.

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18 thoughts on “If You Suffer from Low Self Esteem, Don’t Go to Buenos Aires

  1. Aunt Cora

    Sounds like my kind of city…my cousin Pete loved it..on my bucket list🇮🇹👏💋

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  2. Spent around 4 weeks there. Great city but not as friendly as others in South America. Impossible to make eye contact with passersby! But when you get behind the mask, they are fun loving and very cool. I must have dined on steak every night. So good!

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  3. ccolondres

    Perfectly said! BUT you forgot our ice cream! We have the best ice cream in the world!!

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  4. ccolondres

    Perfectly said! BUT you forgot about our ice cream!! We have the best ice cream in the world!!

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  5. ccolondres

    I must disagree! 🙂 you need to re consider …another visit is in order.

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  6. ccolondres

    Anyway great article! 😉

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  7. Rebecca

    lol awesome blog

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  9. Thank you for that post – I really enjoyed reading it. Your comment about the people of Buenos Aires being the ‘best-looking on Earth’ reminded me of the 20 year old daughter of a friend of mine who’d toured Brazil in her gap year and then moved on to Argentina. She’s still convinced that Argentina is home to all the best-looking men in the world. But what’s interesting is that she doesn’t feel drawn to set up home there. I have a feeling they might be easy on the eye, but not so easy on the heart.

    I wonder if people from Buenos Aires find the people of the rest of the world unattractive when they travel. Or if they find beauty in opposites and find the solid blondes of Holland gorgeous beyond belief.

    All best wishes
    Elaine

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    • Funny you should mention the story of your friend’s daughter. While the portenos that I met were friendly enough, they do have a reputation for being a bit stuck up and being well aware of how good looking they are. Glad you enjoyed this & thanks for your comment

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  10. I lived there for a year and I have to say, the best looking people are in Toronto.

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  11. Haha. To clarify, I lived in Buenos Aires for a year.

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